{"id":75357,"date":"2024-08-02T17:31:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-02T10:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75357"},"modified":"2024-08-02T17:31:03","modified_gmt":"2024-08-02T10:31:03","slug":"a-old-man-meets-a-beautiful-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-old-man-meets-a-beautiful-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"A Old Man Meets A Beautiful Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.\n</p><div id='\"post-body\"' class='\"post-body' entry-content tbl-forkorts-article>\n<p>They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75358 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/405444025_739677088183736_8276155063028637082_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"526\"' height='\"876\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/405444025_739677088183736_8276155063028637082_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>When they get back, his friend says to him, \u201cSo, tell me, how was it?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man.\n</p><p>\u201cThe sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -\u201d\n</p><p>His friend interrupts him.\n</p><p>\u201cA man your age! How did you make love almost every night?\u201d\n</p><p>Oh,\u201d says the man, \u201cwe almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.\u201d\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, \u201cSo, tell me, how was it?\u201d \u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201cThe sun, the surf, we made love almost &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75358,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[670],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75360,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75357\/revisions\/75360"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>