As a man leans against the farm gate and watches the farmer round up the sheep, he realizes that the farmer is using a pig, not a sheepdog.\n
What\u2019s more, the pig skillfully herding the sheep into the pen has only three legs.\n
\u201cExcuse me,\u201d the man says to the farmer, \u201cbut why does this pig only have three legs?\u201d\n
\u201cLet me tell you a little bit about this pig,\u201d says the farmer.\n
\u201cThis pig not only herds my sheep, but also sings in the morning, milks the cows in the morning and evening, and collects the eggs from the chickens.\u201d\n
\u201cAnd that\u2019s not all,\u201d he continued. \u201cThis pig can count! He can count so well that he does all the farm accounts and fills out my tax forms.\u201d\n
\u201cWhat a wonderful pig,\u201d said the man.\n
\u201cI\u2019m not done yet,\u201d said the farmer.\n
\u201cTwo years ago, there was a fire in my farmhouse, and the pig called the fire department and then brought water from the river to put out the flames. Then he waded through the smoke to where my wife and children were lying unconscious and pulled them out of the burning house.\n
\u201cWow!\u201d said the man, \u201cthis is a truly incredible pig. But I still don\u2019t understand why it only has three legs!\u201d\n
\u201cAh, well,\u201d says the farmer.\n
\u201cWhen you have a pig that special, you don\u2019t eat it all at once.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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