{"id":75445,"date":"2024-08-03T11:27:22","date_gmt":"2024-08-03T04:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75445"},"modified":"2024-08-03T11:27:22","modified_gmt":"2024-08-03T04:27:22","slug":"a-human-couple-meets-an-alien-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-human-couple-meets-an-alien-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"A Human Couple Meets an Alien Couple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A human couple meets an alien couple<br>\nSo naturally, they decide it would be fun to swap partners. The alien woman goes off with the human man and the alien man goes off with the human woman. The alien man and human woman get undressed and he asks her, &ldquo;Is it long enough?&rdquo; She replies, &ldquo;It could be a bit longer I suppose.&rdquo; So the alien man slaps himself on the forehead a few times and it grows longer! Then he asks her, \u201cIs it wide enough?\u201d and again she says.\n</p><div class='\"entry-content\"'>\n<p class='\"has-text-align-center' has-black-color has-text-color>\u201cI guess it could be just a bit wider.\u201d So he starts tugging at his own<br>\nears and it gets a bit wider.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75446 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/834-597x1024-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"597\"' height='\"1024\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/834-597x1024-1.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center' has-black-color has-text-color>An hour or so later the human couple get together to discuss. The man asks<br>\nthe woman, \u201cSo how was your experience with the alien man? Be honest!\u201d\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center' has-black-color has-text-color>She says \u201cHonestly? No offense to you, but that was the single greatest<br>\nsexual experience of my life. What about you and the alien woman?\u201d<br>\nThe man replies, \u201cDon\u2019t get me wrong, it was good and all but she kept<br>\nslapping me in the head and pulling at.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A human couple meets an alien couple So naturally, they decide it would be fun to swap partners. The alien woman goes off with the human man and the alien man goes off with the human woman. The alien man and human woman get undressed and he asks her, &ldquo;Is it long enough?&rdquo; She replies, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75446,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75448,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75445\/revisions\/75448"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>