{"id":75453,"date":"2024-08-03T13:48:36","date_gmt":"2024-08-03T06:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75453"},"modified":"2024-08-03T13:49:29","modified_gmt":"2024-08-03T06:49:29","slug":"75453-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/75453-2\/","title":{"rendered":"FUNNY STORY: Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir='\"auto\"'>\nConfession<br>\nAn elderly man walks into a confessional. The following<br>\nconversation ensues:<br>\nMan: &lsquo;I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.&rsquo;<br>\nYesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.&rsquo;\n<div dir='\"auto\"'><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75461 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/8057578c61de601cd5a1b6c97ed9dd65.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"846\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/8057578c61de601cd5a1b6c97ed9dd65.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'><br>\nPriest: &lsquo;Are you sorry for your sins?!&rsquo;<br>\nMan: &lsquo;What Sins?&rsquo;<br>\nPriest: &lsquo;What kind of a Catholic are<br>\nyou?&rsquo;<br>\nMan: &lsquo;I&rsquo;m Jewish&rsquo;<br>\nPriest: &lsquo;Why are you telling me all<br>\nthis?:<br>\nMan: &lsquo;I&rsquo;m 92 years old<br>\nI&rsquo;m telling everybody!!&rsquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confession An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: &lsquo;I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.&rsquo; Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.&rsquo; Priest: &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75464,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75453\/revisions\/75464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div>