Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son\u2019s room.\n
She finally had to ask:\n
\u201cJohnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in your room every Sunday after church?\u201d\n
He answered by saying that God gave him the money and he used it to buy a candy bar.\n
The mother quickly replied.\n
\u201cGod gave it to you? How did this happen?\u201d\n
\u201cWell Mom, you give me a dollar to give to God.\u201d\n
\u201cSo before church every Sunday I throw it up into the air. I figure if God wants it he\u2019ll take it. If not, it will fall back down to me.\u201d\n
If you got a kick out of this joke please be sure to pass it along to your family and friends!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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