{"id":75638,"date":"2024-08-05T14:21:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T07:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75638"},"modified":"2024-08-05T14:21:20","modified_gmt":"2024-08-05T07:21:20","slug":"funny-joke-yes-or-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-yes-or-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke &gt; Yes Or No?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One evening there was a community dinner in the large meeting hall.\n</p><p>They were both at the same table, facing each other.\n</p><p>During the meal, the man gave her a few admiring glances and then finally worked up the courage to ask her, \u201cWill you marry me?\n</p><p>After about six seconds of \u201ccareful consideration,\u201d she said, \u201cYes. Yes, I will.\n</p><p>The meal ended, and after some pleasant conversation, they went to their respective places.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75641 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/funny-joke-yes-or-no.webp%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"768\"' height='\"1152\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/funny-joke-yes-or-no.webp' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The next morning, the man was in a bad mood. \u201cDid she say \u2018yes\u2019 or \u2018no\u2019?\u201d He could not remember. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn\u2019t remember. Not even a faint memory.\n</p><p>Frightened, he went to the phone and called her. First he told her that he couldn\u2019t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the good evening that had passed.\n</p><p>When he got a little more courage, he asked, \u201cWhen I asked you to marry me, did you say \u2018yes\u2019 or \u2018no\u2019?\u201d\n</p><p>He was delighted to hear her say, \u201cYes, I did, and I said it with all my heart.\n</p><p>Then he continued,\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019m so glad you called because I couldn\u2019t remember who asked me!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>One evening there was a community dinner in the large meeting hall. They were both at the same table, facing each other. During the meal, the man gave her a few admiring glances and then finally worked up the courage to ask her, \u201cWill you marry me? After about six seconds of \u201ccareful consideration,\u201d she &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75644,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75638\/revisions\/75644"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>