{"id":75730,"date":"2024-08-06T09:31:27","date_gmt":"2024-08-06T02:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75730"},"modified":"2024-08-06T09:31:34","modified_gmt":"2024-08-06T02:31:34","slug":"george-wanted-to-last-longer-during-sex-so-he-went-to-see-a-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/george-wanted-to-last-longer-during-sex-so-he-went-to-see-a-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"George wanted to last longer during sex, so he went to see a doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.\n</p><p>The man decided, \u201cWhat the hell, I\u2019ll try it.\u201d\n</p><p>He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn\u2019t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.\n</p><p>Suddenly, George had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do.\n</p><p>On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.\u00a0 He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck\u2019s undercarriage.\n</p><p>Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75731 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/hq720.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"686\"' height='\"386\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/hq720.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Thinking that the car\u2019s undercarriage was a bit of a turn-off, he firmly closed his eyes and thought of his lover.\u00a0 As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.\n</p><p>Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, \u201cWhat?\u201d\n</p><p>He heard, \u201cThis is the police. What\u2019s going on down there?\u201d\n</p><p>The man replied, \u201cI\u2019m checking out the rear axle, it\u2019s busted.\u201d\n</p><p>Then he heard the reply,\n</p><p>\u201cWell, you might as well check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. The man decided, \u201cWhat the hell, I\u2019ll try it.\u201d He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn\u2019t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75734,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75730\/revisions\/75734"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>