{"id":75823,"date":"2024-08-06T16:37:16","date_gmt":"2024-08-06T09:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=75823"},"modified":"2024-08-06T16:37:16","modified_gmt":"2024-08-06T09:37:16","slug":"satisfaction-guaranteed-flawless-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/satisfaction-guaranteed-flawless-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"Satisfaction Guaranteed Flawless Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye.\n</p><p>She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen\n</p><p>Almost immediately he hears an explosion of voices.\n</p><div id='\"banner4\"' data-google-query-id='\"COLXoaqI4IcDFS9FwgUdeLArLA\"'>\n<div id='\"google_ads_iframe_\/1015413,22667853254\/funnyrobo.com_banner4_0__container__\"'><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-75824 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/98bb0ed5f0caf9c45b9179889651d881.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"970\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/98bb0ed5f0caf9c45b9179889651d881.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n\n<p>The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen and up to the customer&rsquo;s table\n</p><p>He slaps down five $100 bills in front of the man.\n</p><p>\u201cYou got me this time, buddy,\u201d he says, \u201cbut I want you to know this \u2014 that&rsquo;s the first time in 10 years we&rsquo;ve been out of rye bread.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen Almost immediately he hears an explosion of voices. The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen and up to the customer&rsquo;s table He slaps down five $100 bills in front of the man. &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":75824,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75826,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75823\/revisions\/75826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div>