A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.\n

The husband sighs and complains,\n

\u201cThis is disappointing.\n

\n

It only lasted for 30 seconds!\u201d\n

\u201cGood,\u201d replied his wife.\n

\u201cNow you know how I always feel.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, \u201cThis is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!\u201d \u201cGood,\u201d replied his wife. \u201cNow you know how I always feel.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76090,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76092,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76089\/revisions\/76092"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}