{"id":76118,"date":"2024-08-08T14:14:23","date_gmt":"2024-08-08T07:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76118"},"modified":"2024-08-08T14:16:52","modified_gmt":"2024-08-08T07:16:52","slug":"the-teacher-asked-the-students-a-question-this-will-blow-your-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-teacher-asked-the-students-a-question-this-will-blow-your-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"The Teacher Asked The Students A Question. This Will Blow Your Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?\u201d\n</p><p>Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d\n</p><p>Teacher: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d\n</p><p>Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d\n</p><p>Teacher: \u201cLet me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?\u201d\n</p><p>Johnny: \u201cSix.\u201d\n</p><p>Teacher: \u201cGood. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d\n</p><p>Johnny: \u201cSeven!\u201d\n</p><p>Teacher: \u201cJohnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!\u201d\n</p><p>Johnny: \u201cBecause I\u2019ve already got a freaking cat!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d Teacher: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven.\u201d Teacher: \u201cLet me put it to you differently. If I &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":76121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,383,610],"class_list":["post-76118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76122,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76118\/revisions\/76122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>