{"id":76200,"date":"2024-08-09T10:04:18","date_gmt":"2024-08-09T03:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76200"},"modified":"2024-08-09T10:04:18","modified_gmt":"2024-08-09T03:04:18","slug":"a-wife-asked-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-wife-asked-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A wife asked her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\"wp-socializer' wpsr-share-icons data-lg-action='\"show\"' data-sm-action='\"show\"' data-sm-width='\"768\"'>\n<div class='\"wpsr-si-inner\"'>\n<div class='\"socializer' sr-popup sr-fluid sr-32px sr-opacity sr-pad>After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.\n\n\n<p>He looked at her for a while, and then said, \u201cYou\u2019re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.\u201d\n</p><p>She asked, \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-76201 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/a12e42aec159524aab7acfbfd820ff5d.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"968\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/a12e42aec159524aab7acfbfd820ff5d.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>He said, \u201cAdorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.\u201d\n</p><p>She smiled happily and said, \u201cOh, that\u2019s so lovely. What about I, J, K?\u201d\n</p><p>He said, \u201cI\u2019m Just Kidding!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, \u201cYou\u2019re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.\u201d She asked, \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d He said, \u201cAdorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.\u201d She smiled happily &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76201,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76202,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76200\/revisions\/76202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div>