A 75-year-old woman had one hobby \u2013 she loved to fish.\n
She was sitting in his boat the other day when she heard a voice say, \u2018Pick me up.\u2019\n
She looked around and couldn\u2019t see anyone.\n
She thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again,\n
\u2018Pick me up!\u2019 She looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.\n
The woman said, \u2018Are you talking to me?\u2019\n
The frog said, \u2018Yes, I\u2019m talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I\u2019ll turn into the most beautiful man you have ever seen. I\u2019ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your groom!\u2019\n
The woman looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in her shirt pocket.\n
The frog said, \u2018What, are you nuts? Didn\u2019t you hear what I said?\u2019\n
I said, \u2018Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful husband.\u2019 She opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,\n
\u2018Nah. At my age, I\u2019d rather have a talking frog.\u2019 With age \u2013 comes wisdom!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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