{"id":76243,"date":"2024-08-09T14:00:54","date_gmt":"2024-08-09T07:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76243"},"modified":"2024-08-09T14:02:30","modified_gmt":"2024-08-09T07:02:30","slug":"a-very-attractive-blonde-woman-from-south-alabama-arrives-and-bets-20000-on-a-single-roll-of-dice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-very-attractive-blonde-woman-from-south-alabama-arrives-and-bets-20000-on-a-single-roll-of-dice-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of\u00a0\u00a0dice.\n</p><p>She says, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.\u201d\n</p><p>With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the\u00a0\u00a0dice, and yells, \u201cCome on, Southern girl needs new clothes!\u201d\n</p><p>As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, \u201cYes! Yes! I won! I won!\u201d\n</p><p>She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs.\n<figure id='\"attachment_76244\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-76244\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' aligncenter><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-76244 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/1-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' very attractive blonde woman from south alabama arrives and bets on a single roll of dice width='\"600\"' height='\"1200\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-1.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-76244\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice\n<p>The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded.\n</p><p>Finally, one of them asks, \u201cWhat did she roll?\u201d\n</p><p>The other answers,\n</p><p>\u201cI don\u2019t know, I thought you were watching.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of\u00a0\u00a0dice. She says, \u201cI hope you don\u2019t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.\u201d With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the\u00a0\u00a0dice, and yells, \u201cCome on, Southern girl needs new clothes!\u201d As the dice bounce &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76244,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76246,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76243\/revisions\/76246"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></figcaption></figure></p>