{"id":76253,"date":"2024-08-09T15:27:18","date_gmt":"2024-08-09T08:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76253"},"modified":"2024-08-09T15:27:18","modified_gmt":"2024-08-09T08:27:18","slug":"this-teacher-never-expected-this-explanation-of-child-birth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/this-teacher-never-expected-this-explanation-of-child-birth\/","title":{"rendered":"This teacher never expected this explanation of child birth"},"content":{"rendered":"

The story I\u2019m about to share, which has circulated on the Internet for years, takes us back to a primary school classroom where a teacher had the pleasure of witnessing an unforgettable \u201dshow-and-tell\u201d presentation by one of her students.\n

This teacher was in for an unexpected surprise when she asked a little girl in her class to explain childbirth. The resulting explanation was so unique and charming that it\u2019s best experienced firsthand.\n

I won\u2019t give away any spoilers, but I can assure you that reading this delightful account will bring a smile to your face and warm your heart.\n

So, let\u2019s dive into the story and discover the innocence and wisdom of a child\u2019s perspective on the miracle of childbirth\u2026. Here it goes:\n

Little girl\u2019s show-and-tell story about her brother\u2019s birth wows the classroom\u00a0\ud83d\udc47\ud83c\udffb
\nGrammar School Teacher recounts: \u201cI\u2019ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.\n

\u201cUsually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it to school and talk about it, they\u2019re welcome.\n

\u201cWell, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. \u2018This is Luke, my baby brother, and I\u2019m going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother\u2019s stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months through an umbrella cord.\u2019 She\u2019s standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I\u2019m trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video camera rolling. The kids are watching her in amazement.\n

\u201c\u2018Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother starts going, \u201cOh, oh, oh!\u201d\u2018 Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. \u2018She walked around the house for, like an hour, \u201cOh, oh, oh!\u201d\u2018 Now this kid is doing this hysterical duck-walk, holding her back and groaning. \u2018My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn\u2019t have a sign on the car like the Domino\u2019s man. They got my mother to lay down in bed like this.\u2019 Erica lies down with her back against the wall. \u2018And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!\u2019\n

\u201cThe kid has her legs spread and with her little hands is miming water flowing away. It was too much!\n

\u201c\u2018Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there.\u2019\n

\u201cThen Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I\u2019m sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it\u2019s show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder \u2013 just in case another Erica comes along.\u201d\n

This particular piece has been circulating on the internet for an extended period. Although we didn\u2019t compose these words, and the author remains anonymous, the message contained within has struck a chord with people across the globe.\n

An Angel Asks God If Women Have Any Flaws. His Response? BEAUTIFUL\u2026
\nThe story goes:\n

\u201cWhen God created Woman, he was working late on the sixth day.\n

An Angel came by and asked, \u2018Why spend so much time on her?\u2019\n

The Lord answered, \u2018Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?\u2019\u201d\n

\u201c\u2018She must function on all kinds of situations.\n

She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart.\n

She must do all this with only two hands.\n

\"\"\n

She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.\u2019\u201d\n

\u201cThe Angel was impressed. \u2018Just two hands? Impossible! And this is the standard model?\u2019\n

The Angel came closer and touched the woman. \u2018But you have made her so soft, Lord.\u2019\n

\u2018She is soft,\u2019 said the Lord, \u2018but I have made her strong. You can\u2019t imagine what she can endure and overcome.\u2019\u201d\n

\u201c\u2018Can she think?\u2019 the Angel asked.\n

The Lord answered, \u2018Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.\u2019\n

The Angel touched her cheeks. \u2018Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.\u2019\n

\u2018She is not leaking. It is a tear,\u2019 the Lord corrected the Angel.\n

\u2018What\u2019s it for?\u2019 asked the Angel.\n

The Lord said, \u2018Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.\u2019\u201d\n

\u201cThis made a big impression on the Angel. \u2018Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is indeed marvelous.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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