{"id":76363,"date":"2024-08-10T17:05:19","date_gmt":"2024-08-10T10:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76363"},"modified":"2024-08-10T17:05:19","modified_gmt":"2024-08-10T10:05:19","slug":"a-woman-walks-past-a-pet-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-woman-walks-past-a-pet-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Walks Past A Pet Shop."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks past a pet shop.\n</p><p>In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman:\n</p><p>\u201cYou\u2019re ugly\u201d\n</p><p>The woman quickly walks away.\n</p><p>At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says\n</p><p>\u201cYou\u2019re ugly\u201d.\n</p><p>This time the woman goes into the shop and complains to the salesman.\n</p><p>The salesman apologizes and tells the parrot to not say this ever again.\n</p><p>The next day the woman again walks past the pet shop and is happy to see the parrot turned completely silent.\n</p><p>Provokingly she slows down.\n</p><p>Suddenly the parrot starts screeching:\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019m not saying anything but you know it!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A woman walks past a pet shop. In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman: \u201cYou\u2019re ugly\u201d The woman quickly walks away. At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says \u201cYou\u2019re ugly\u201d. This time the woman &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":76364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,610],"class_list":["post-76363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76365,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76363\/revisions\/76365"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>