A man goes to confess that he\u2019d stolen someone\u2019s cow.\n
He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession.\n
The priest forgave him in God\u2019s name, but added that in a secular sense, he still needs to return the cow.\n
The thief asks,\n
\u201cWill you take the cow, then, Father?\u201d\n
The priest says,\n
\u201cNo my son, I cannot accept.\u201d\n
The confessor thief leaves.\n
Hours later, the priest clocks off and returns home.\n
Only to realize\u2026 his cow was missing.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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