{"id":76539,"date":"2024-08-12T16:51:26","date_gmt":"2024-08-12T09:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76539"},"modified":"2024-08-12T16:52:07","modified_gmt":"2024-08-12T09:52:07","slug":"two-men-were-marooned-on-island-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/two-men-were-marooned-on-island-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Men Were Marooned On Island \u2013 Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class='\"entry-header\"'>\n<h1 class='\"entry-title\"'><span style='\"font-size:' font-weight:>Two men were marooned on an Island.\n\n<div class='\"entry-content\"'>\n<p>One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself.\n</p><p>The first man said to the second man, \u201carn\u2019t you afraid we are about to die.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-76540 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/ba5ea36fb639eae76fdb92a5d2832538.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"580\"' height='\"1100\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/ba5ea36fb639eae76fdb92a5d2832538.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u201cNo,\u201d said the second man, \u201cfor you see I make $100,000 per week and I tithe faithfully to my church ever week. My Pastor will find me.\u201d\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Two men were marooned on an Island. One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. The first man said to the second man, \u201carn\u2019t you afraid we are about to die.\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d said the second man, \u201cfor you see I make $100,000 per week &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76540,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76542,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76539\/revisions\/76542"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></span></h1></header>