{"id":76543,"date":"2024-08-12T17:21:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-12T10:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76543"},"modified":"2024-08-12T17:21:31","modified_gmt":"2024-08-12T10:21:31","slug":"little-johnny-asked-a-lot-of-questions-to-his-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/little-johnny-asked-a-lot-of-questions-to-his-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Asked A Lot Of Questions To His Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,\n</p><p>Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H \u2026\u2026.in Hour, Honour\u2026\u2026etc\u2026\n</p><p>His English Teacher said,\n</p><p>\u201d We are not ignoring them; they\u2019re considered silent \u201c\u2026\u2026 (He was even more confused \u2026..???)\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-76544 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/Them-tieu-de-phu-3-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1170\"' height='\"1418\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Them-tieu-de-phu-3-1.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.\n</p><p>Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container\u2026..!!!!!!!\n</p><p>His English Teacher:\n</p><p>What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.\n</p><p>He Little Johnny replied,\n</p><p>\u201cMadam, I thought \u2018H\u2019 was silent. \u201c\n</p><p>Dedicated to all English Teachers.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher, Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H \u2026\u2026.in Hour, Honour\u2026\u2026etc\u2026 His English Teacher said, \u201d We are not ignoring them; they\u2019re considered silent \u201c\u2026\u2026 (He was even more confused \u2026..???) During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76544,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76546,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76543\/revisions\/76546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>