{"id":76655,"date":"2024-08-13T15:22:58","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T08:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76655"},"modified":"2024-08-13T15:22:58","modified_gmt":"2024-08-13T08:22:58","slug":"the-game-warden-harasses-a-woman-for-reading-a-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-game-warden-harasses-a-woman-for-reading-a-book\/","title":{"rendered":"The game warden harasses a woman for reading a book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.\n</p><p>Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.\n</p><p>She rows out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.\n</p><p>Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, \u201cGood morning ma\u2019am. What are you doing?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cReading a book,\u201d she replies, (thinking, \u201cIsn\u2019t that obvious?\u201d)\n</p><p>\u201cYou\u2019re in a restricted fishing area,\u201d he informs her.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-76656 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/The-game-warden-harasses-a-woman-for-reading-a-book-Funny-Story-Jokesoftheday.com_.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"600\"' height='\"1200\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/The-game-warden-harasses-a-woman-for-reading-a-book-Funny-Story-Jokesoftheday.com_.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry about that officer, but I\u2019m not fishing, I\u2019m reading.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cYes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I\u2019ll have to take you in and write you up.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cFor reading a book?\u201d asked the woman.\n</p><p>\u201cYes, this is a restricted fishing area.\u201d\n</p><p>The woman throws up her hands, \u201cBut I\u2019m not fishing, I\u2019m just reading!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cYes, but you have all the equipment. You\u2019re gonna have to come with me.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cIf you do that, I\u2019ll have to charge you with sexual assault,\u201d says the woman.\n</p><p>\u201cBut I haven\u2019t even touched you,\u201d says the game warden.\n</p><p>\u201cThat\u2019s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.\u201d\n</p><p>The game warden says, \u201cHave a nice day, ma\u2019am,\u201d and leaves.\n</p><p><strong>Moral of the story:\n<p>Don\u2019t mess with a woman who\u2019s reading. It\u2019s very likely that she can outthink you at the same time.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She rows out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76658,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76655\/revisions\/76658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p>