{"id":76679,"date":"2024-08-13T17:02:56","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T10:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76679"},"modified":"2024-08-13T17:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-08-13T10:03:32","slug":"funny-joke-two-canadians-die-and-go-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-two-canadians-die-and-go-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke &gt; Two Canadians Die And Go To Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class='\"single-header' entry-header>\n<aside id='\"site-breadcrumb\"' class='\"breadcrumb' breadcrumb-navxt>The Devil decides to pay them a visit, so he enters their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they\u2019re so happy.\n\n<div class='\"single-feat\"'>\n<div class='\"rb-iwrap' autosize lazy-loaded><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"rb-lazyload' rb-autosize attachment-pixwell_780x0-2x size-pixwell_780x0-2x wp-post-image loaded src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i0.wp.com%5C/esminity.xyz%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/08%5C/funny-joke-two-canadians-die-and-go-to-hell.jpg?resize=1000%2C1500&amp;ssl=1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/esminity.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/funny-joke-two-canadians-die-and-go-to-hell.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"1000\"' height='\"1500\"' data-src='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/esminity.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/funny-joke-two-canadians-die-and-go-to-hell.jpg?resize=1000%2C1500&amp;ssl=1\"' data-srcset='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/esminity.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/funny-joke-two-canadians-die-and-go-to-hell.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1' data-sizes='\"(max-width:' data- title='\"\"'>\n\n\n<div class='\"single-body' entry>\n<div class='\"single-content\"'>\n<div class='\"entry-content' clearfix>\n<p>They tell him, \u201cWell, we\u2019re so sick of the cold where we came from, and this place is nice and toasty.\u201d\n</p><p>The Devil, annoyed, storms off and goes to Hell\u2019s boiler room where he turns up the temperature.\n</p><p>He goes back to the Canadians\u2019 room, being begged by all sorts of people along the way to turn the heat back down. He enters the room and sees the Canadians having a barbecue. He angrily asks them what they\u2019re doing.\n</p><p>\u201cWell, we can\u2019t miss this beautiful weather without getting the barbecue out!\u201d\n</p><p>The devil realizes he\u2019s done the wrong thing.\n</p><p>He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it\u2019s colder than it\u2019s ever been on earth. He knows he\u2019s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians\u2019 room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He yells at them in anger, \u201cWHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!!!\u201d\n</p><p>They look at him and yell at the same time, \u201cHell froze over! That means the Leafs won!\u201d\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The Devil decides to pay them a visit, so he enters their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they\u2019re so happy. They tell him, \u201cWell, we\u2019re so sick of the cold where we came from, and this place is nice and toasty.\u201d The Devil, annoyed, storms off and goes &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76679"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76682,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76679\/revisions\/76682"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></aside></header>