I\u2019ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he\u2019s lived with me for a week, he\u2019s bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?\u201d\n

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The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, \u201cDarling, I\u2019ve got a confession to make.\u201d She says, \u201cSo have I, love.\u201d To which he replies, \u201cDon\u2019t tell me, you\u2019ve eaten my socks.\u201d\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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