Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.\n
The first man married a nurse.\n
Dave thinks to himself, \u201cNurses are known to be hot to trot.\u201d\n
The second man married a telephone operator.\n
Dave thinks to himself, \u201cTelephone operators have sexy voices.\u201d\n
The third man married a school teacher.\n
Dave thinks to himself, \u201cPoor guy, teachers are frigid.\n
The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse\u2019s husband.\n
He sourly says, \u201cDon\u2019t ever marry a nurse.\n
All I heard last night was \u2018You\u2019re not sanitary, you\u2019re not sanitary.\u2019\u201d\n
Then, the telephone operator\u2019s husband calls and sourly says, \u201cDon\u2019t ever marry a telephone operator.\n
All I heard last night was \u2018Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.\u2019\u201d\n
Later that afternoon, the teacher\u2019s husband calls and happily says, \u201cWhen you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher.\n
All I heard last night was \u2018We are going to do this over and over until we get right.\u2019\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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