{"id":76933,"date":"2024-08-15T14:32:26","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T07:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=76933"},"modified":"2024-08-15T14:32:50","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T07:32:50","slug":"funny-story-not-in-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-story-not-in-the-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"FUNNY STORY: Not in The Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>\u201cDo you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?\u201d he asks solemnly. The wife is touched, thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. \u201cYes, I do,\u201d she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-76934 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/19-410x1024-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"410\"' height='\"1024\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/19-410x1024-1.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>\u201cDo you remember when your father caught us in the backseat of my car?\u201d \u201cYes, I remember,\u201d says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, \u201cDo you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said,\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>\u201cEither you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years!\u201d \u201cI remember that too,\u201d she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, \u201cI would have gotten out today!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>\u201cDo you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?\u201d he asks solemnly. The wife is touched, thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. \u201cYes, I do,\u201d she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. \u201cDo you remember when your father caught us in the backseat &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76934,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76933"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76937,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76933\/revisions\/76937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>