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\u201cHe\u2019d come back to bed and do it a second time.\u201dThe husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time.\n

When they finish, he goes back to the phone.\u201dWhat are you doing now?\u201d she asks.\n

\u201cI\u2019m still hungry, so I\u2019m going to ring room service for some food.\u201d\n

\u201cTiger wouldn\u2019t do that.\u201d\u201dOh yeah? What would Tiger do?\u201d\n

\u201cHe\u2019d come back to bed and do it one more time.\u201dThe husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.\n

Exhausted after the third lovemaking session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial.\n

The wife asks, \u201cAre you calling room service?\u201d\u201dNo! I\u2019m calling Tiger Woods to find out what\u2019s par for this hole!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cHe\u2019d come back to bed and do it a second time.\u201dThe husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone.\u201dWhat are you doing now?\u201d she asks. \u201cI\u2019m still hungry, so I\u2019m going to ring room service for some food.\u201d \u201cTiger wouldn\u2019t do …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":76948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76947"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76950,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76947\/revisions\/76950"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}