A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.\n
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.\n
\u201cCareful,\u201d he said, \u201cCAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!\n
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?\n
They\u2019re going 2 STICK! Careful… CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!\n
You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?\n
Don\u2019t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!\u201d\n
The wife stared at him. \u201cWhat is wrong with you? You think I don\u2019t know how to fry a couple of eggs?\u201d\n
The husband calmly replied, \u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like when I\u2019m driving.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. \u201cCareful,\u201d he said, \u201cCAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":76953,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,1192,610],"class_list":["post-76951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-joke","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76954,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76951\/revisions\/76954"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}