{"id":77063,"date":"2024-08-16T13:51:10","date_gmt":"2024-08-16T06:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77063"},"modified":"2024-08-16T13:54:58","modified_gmt":"2024-08-16T06:54:58","slug":"funny-joke-truck-driver-wanted-to-get-some-sleep-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-truck-driver-wanted-to-get-some-sleep-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: Truck Driver Wanted To Get Some Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a knock at the cab door.\n</p><p>\u201cCan you tell me the time, please?\u201d asks a jogger.\n</p><p>\u201cYes, it\u2019s 4:30,\u201d the trucker replies.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77064 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/funny-joke-truck-driver-wanted-t.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"768\"' height='\"1152\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/funny-joke-truck-driver-wanted-t.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>He falls asleep again, only to be awakened by another jogger who wants to know the time.\n</p><p>\u201cIt\u2019s 4:40!\u201d shouts the trucker.\n</p><p>Deciding to try to get some sleep, he writes on a piece of paper: \u201cI DON\u2019T KNOW THE TIME\u201d and sticks it on the windshield.\n</p><p>But he wakes up again\u2026\n</p><p>\u201cIt\u2019s 5:25!\u201d another runner shouts at him.\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a knock at the cab door. \u201cCan you tell me the time, please?\u201d asks a jogger. \u201cYes, it\u2019s 4:30,\u201d the trucker replies. He falls asleep again, only to be awakened by another jogger who wants to know the time. \u201cIt\u2019s 4:40!\u201d shouts the trucker. Deciding to &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":77064,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77070,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77063\/revisions\/77070"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>