{"id":77201,"date":"2024-08-17T14:15:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T07:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77201"},"modified":"2024-08-17T14:15:03","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T07:15:03","slug":"three-old-men-reminiscing-in-a-nursing-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/three-old-men-reminiscing-in-a-nursing-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.\n</p><p>The first old man said, \u201cI\u2019d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.\u00a0 Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it\u2019s only a small dribble.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77202 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/0d61d52a97e393d298f9cba79deab69d.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"846\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/0d61d52a97e393d298f9cba79deab69d.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The second old man said, \u201cI\u2019d give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.\u00a0 Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out.\u201d\n</p><p>The third old man said, \u201cWell, every morning at 5 I take me a really long piss.\u00a0 Then at 6 on the dot I take a really big shit.\u201d\n</p><p>The other two old men look at him and say, \u201cSo what the hell are you complaining about?\u201d\n</p><p>The third old man says, \u201cI don\u2019t wake up until 7\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>\u2026 complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, \u201cI\u2019d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.\u00a0 Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it\u2019s only a small dribble.\u201d The second old man said, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":77202,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77203,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77201\/revisions\/77203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>