{"id":77229,"date":"2024-08-17T14:49:14","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T07:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77229"},"modified":"2024-08-17T14:49:14","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T07:49:14","slug":"funny-story-70-year-old-widow-posts-single-ad-in-newspaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-story-70-year-old-widow-posts-single-ad-in-newspaper\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny story: 70-year-old widow posts single ad in newspaper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this funny story I came across online, that\u2019s exactly what a 70-year-old widow had to experience. She was home when suddenly her doorbell rang\u2026 but she never expected to see who was on the other side.\n</p><p>Read the full hilarious joke below \u2014 and make sure you read until the punchline. Oh, if you appreciated the story, you\u2019re more than welcome to share with others to give them a good laugh too!\n</p><p><em>A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again\u2026\n<p><em>She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:\n<div id='\"newsner-85da496bc74080e065b069433ed25ee5\"' class='\"newsner-85da496bc74080e065b069433ed25ee5' newsner-bluebillywig_instream>\n<div id='\"newsner-727162862\"' class='\"newsner-bluebillywig_instream\"'>\n<div id='\"\"'>\n<div id='\"bb-iawr-newsner_english_playout-1601396675571335\"' class='\"bb_iawr\"'>\n<div id='\"bb-wr-newsner_english_playout-1601396675571335\"' class='\"bb-media' bb_wrapper bb-muted bb-phase-init bb-mode-video bb-pendingplay data-flags='\"{}\"' data-softembargoremainingtime='\"0\"' data-sid='\"FNzCl1uSNLiv\"' data-isready='\"true\"' data-autoplaynextremainingtime='\"0\"'>\n<div class='\"bb-layer' bb-context-layer><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77230 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/403732351_355640077120643_2341719465467166044_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"800\"' height='\"1300\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/403732351_355640077120643_2341719465467166044_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cHusband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.\u201d\n<p><em>The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.\n<p><em>\u201cYou\u2019re not really asking me to consider you, are you?\u201d the widow asked: \u201cJust look at you \u2014 you have no legs!\u201d\n<p><em>The old gent smiled: \u201cTherefore, I cannot run around on you!\u201d\n<p><em>\u201cYou don\u2019t have any arms either!\u201d she snorted.\n<p><em>Again, the old man smiled: \u201cTherefore, I can never beat you!\u201d\n<p><em>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: \u201cAre you still good in bed?\u201d\n<p><em>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: \u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d\n<figure id='\"attachment_6359\"' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-6359\"'><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-2748 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn-stories.newsner.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/sites%5C/3%5C/2017%5C/12%5C/04140529%5C/makeonskas2.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"600\"' height='\"400\"' title='\"\"'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-6359\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>Shutterstock\n<p><strong>Why not help cheer a friend up? 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