A college student named Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.\n
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:\n
\u2018A swan shan\u2019t be friends with a pig.\u2019\n
\u2018Then I shall fly on,\u2019 answered the student with a smile.\n
The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student.\n
At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything.\n
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:\n
\u2018You\u2019re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness.\n
Which bag do you choose?\u2019\n
\u2018The gold.\u2019\n
\u2018Unfortunately, I don\u2019t agree. I\u2019d choose cleverness because that\u2019s more important than money.\u2019\n
\u2018Everyone would choose what they don\u2019t have,\u2019 says the student.\n
The teacher turns red, and he\u2019s so angry he writes \u201cass\u201d on the student\u2019s paper.\n
The student leaves without looking at the paper.\n
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:\n
\u2018Excuse me sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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