{"id":77577,"date":"2024-08-21T08:21:02","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T01:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77577"},"modified":"2024-08-21T08:21:02","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T01:21:02","slug":"man-refuses-to-bury-his-mother-in-law-in-jerusalem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/man-refuses-to-bury-his-mother-in-law-in-jerusalem\/","title":{"rendered":"Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.\n</p><p>An undertaker told them, \u201cYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.\u201d\n</p><p>The man thought about it for a while and then told him, \u201cI see.\u00a0 Well, you\u2019d better ship her home then.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77578 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/The-mother-in-law-passes-away-fu.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"600\"' height='\"900\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/The-mother-in-law-passes-away-fu.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The undertaker asked \u201cWhy? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?\u201d\n</p><p>The man said, \u201cA man died 2,000 years ago.\u00a0 He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead\u2026\n</p><p>\u2026 I just can\u2019t take that chance!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, \u201cYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.\u201d The man thought about it for a while and then told him, \u201cI see.\u00a0 Well, you\u2019d better ship her home then.\u201d The undertaker &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":77578,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[232],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-quiz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77582,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77577\/revisions\/77582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>