{"id":77687,"date":"2024-08-21T16:58:33","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T09:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77687"},"modified":"2024-08-21T16:59:21","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T09:59:21","slug":"funny-state-trooper-pulls-over-5-old-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-state-trooper-pulls-over-5-old-ladies\/","title":{"rendered":"FUNNY: State Trooper pulls over 5 old ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.\n</p><p>He thinks to himself, \u201cThis driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!\u201d\n</p><p>He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.\n</p><p>Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies \u2014 two in the front seat and three in the back \u2013 looking absolutely terrified, eyes wide and white as ghosts.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77688 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/State-Trooper-Pulls-Over-A-Car-O.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"600\"' height='\"800\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/State-Trooper-Pulls-Over-A-Car-O.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The lady driver, obviously confused, says to him, \u201cOfficer, I don\u2019t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!\u00a0 What seems to be the problem?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d the officer replies, \u201cYou weren\u2019t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cSlower than the speed limit?\u201d she asked. \u201cNo sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly\u2026 22 miles an hour!\u201d the old woman says proudly.\n</p><p>The Trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that \u201c22\u201d was the route number, not the speed limit.\n</p><p>A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.\n</p><p>\u201cBut before I let you go, Ma\u2019am, I have to ask\u2026 Is everyone in the car OK?\u00a0 These women seem awfully shaken and they haven\u2019t muttered a single peep this whole time,\u201d the officer asks.\n</p><p>\u201cOh, they\u2019ll be alright in a minute officer.\u00a0 We just got off Route 119.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>\u2026 a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, \u201cThis driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!\u201d He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies \u2014 two in the front seat and three in &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":77688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77690,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77687\/revisions\/77690"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>