{"id":77809,"date":"2024-08-22T13:54:58","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T06:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77809"},"modified":"2024-08-22T13:54:58","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T06:54:58","slug":"two-elderly-women-meet-up-again-for-the-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/two-elderly-women-meet-up-again-for-the-first-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Elderly Women Meet Up Again For The First Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two elderly women meet up again for the first time at their 60th high school reunion.\n

They\u2019re talking and catching each other up in their lives since leaving high school.\n

One tells the other she\u2019s been married 4 times.\n

\u201c4 times, you\u2019ve had 4 husbands!\u201d\n

\u201cYes. My 1st husband was a banker, my 2nd husband was an actor, after that was a rabbi, and my current husband is an undertaker.\u201d\n

\u201cThat\u2019s really weird you went for such a strange variety of men. Why did you marry them?\u201d\n

\u201cI had a purpose for that\u2026 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready And 4 to go\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two elderly women meet up again for the first time at their 60th high school reunion. They\u2019re talking and catching each other up in their lives since leaving high school. One tells the other she\u2019s been married 4 times. \u201c4 times, you\u2019ve had 4 husbands!\u201d \u201cYes. My 1st husband was a banker, my 2nd husband …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":77812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[1195,370,425],"class_list":["post-77809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-elderly-joke","tag-funny","tag-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77811,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77809\/revisions\/77811"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}