{"id":77872,"date":"2024-08-22T15:28:57","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T08:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77872"},"modified":"2024-08-22T15:28:57","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T08:28:57","slug":"funny-old-preacher-man-goes-to-see-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-old-preacher-man-goes-to-see-the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"FUNNY: Old Preacher Man Goes To See The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All tests came back looking good, and the\u00a0\u00a0doctor\u00a0sits down to discuss the results with him.\n</p><p>\u201cWell, Eric, physiologically everything looks good.\u00a0 How are you doing emotionally and mentally?\u00a0 Are you feeling content, and how\u2019s your faith these days?\n</p><p>\u201cGod and I are on great terms.\u00a0 He knows that I see so poorly these days, so now whenever I go to the bathroom at night, then \u2018poof\u2019 \u2013 the light turns on!\u00a0 And when I\u2019m done peeing, then \u2018poof\u2019 \u2013 the light turns off again!\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77873 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/7e0254104c0aae430a0de7e7d76bcf4c.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"700\"' height='\"933\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/7e0254104c0aae430a0de7e7d76bcf4c.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u201cFantastic! That sounds marvellous,\u201d says the doctor.\n</p><p>A couple of days later the doctor calls Eric\u2019s wife: \u201cGood day, Anna.\u00a0 Eric\u2019s vitals are looking good, and he seems to be doing well.\n</p><p>The reason for my call is his relation to God.\u00a0 Is it really true that whenever he goes to empty his bladder at night, then \u2018poof\u2019 \u2013 the bathroom light turns on? And when he\u2019s done, then \u2018poof\u2019 \u2013 the light turns off again?\u201d\n</p><p>Eric\u2019s wife sighs: \u201cThat old fool.\u00a0 He has started peeing in the fridge again\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>All tests came back looking good, and the\u00a0\u00a0doctor\u00a0sits down to discuss the results with him. \u201cWell, Eric, physiologically everything looks good.\u00a0 How are you doing emotionally and mentally?\u00a0 Are you feeling content, and how\u2019s your faith these days? \u201cGod and I are on great terms.\u00a0 He knows that I see so poorly these days, so &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":77873,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77875,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77872\/revisions\/77875"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>