{"id":77883,"date":"2024-08-22T17:33:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T10:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=77883"},"modified":"2024-08-22T17:33:55","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T10:33:55","slug":"funny-joke-getting-slapped-while-sitting-at-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-getting-slapped-while-sitting-at-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke &gt; Getting Slapped While Sitting At A Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off his stool.\n</p><p>\u201cThat was a karate chop from Korea,\u201d the burly man says proudly.\n</p><p>Ray sighs, gets up, wipes the dust off his clothes, sits back down on the stool and continues to drink his beer.\n</p><p>Suddenly he is hit so hard that he flies into the wall.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-77884 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/funny-joke-getting-slapped-while.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"768\"' height='\"1152\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/funny-joke-getting-slapped-while.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u201cThat was a kung fu punch from China,\u201d the big man laughs.\n</p><p>Ray has had enough. He gets up, brushes off the dust and calmly leaves the bar.\n</p><p>About an hour later, he comes back, walks up behind the big guy sitting at the bar, and punches him so hard behind the ear that he passes out.\n</p><p>Ray looks at the bartender and says:\n</p><p>\u201cWhen he comes to, why don\u2019t you tell him it was a shovel from the hardware store in Houston?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off his stool. \u201cThat was a karate chop from Korea,\u201d the burly man says proudly. Ray sighs, gets up, wipes the dust off his clothes, sits back down on the stool and continues to drink his beer. Suddenly he is hit &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":77884,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77886,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77883\/revisions\/77886"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>