{"id":78016,"date":"2024-08-23T16:24:15","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T09:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78016"},"modified":"2024-08-23T16:26:46","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T09:26:46","slug":"little-johnny-in-school-hands-in-a-blank-piece-of-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/little-johnny-in-school-hands-in-a-blank-piece-of-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny In School Hands In A Blank Piece Of Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-78019 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/Them-tieu-de-phu-2-5.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1170\"' height='\"1418\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Them-tieu-de-phu-2-5.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The teacher says,\n</p><p>\u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d\n</p><p>Little Johnny says, \u201cA picture of a cow eating grass.\u201d\n</p><p>The teacher asks, \u201cWhere\u2019s the grass?\u201d\n</p><p>The kid says, \u201cThe cow ate it all.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cOk, then where\u2019s the cow?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cIt left because there was no more grass.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The teacher says, \u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d Little Johnny says, \u201cA picture of a cow eating grass.\u201d The teacher asks, \u201cWhere\u2019s the grass?\u201d The kid says, \u201cThe cow ate it all.\u201d \u201cOk, then where\u2019s the cow?\u201d \u201cIt left because there was no more grass.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78019,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78016"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78020,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78016\/revisions\/78020"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>