{"id":78248,"date":"2024-08-26T14:58:07","date_gmt":"2024-08-26T07:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78248"},"modified":"2024-08-26T14:58:07","modified_gmt":"2024-08-26T07:58:07","slug":"funniest-neighbor-notes-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funniest-neighbor-notes-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Neighbor Notes Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And you have to ask yourself, \u201cwhy would anyone do such a thing?\u201d Well, chances are it\u2019s because they have a pretty awesome neighbor. Or a neighbor who\u2019s a total poo poo head that listens to loud music all the time and their apartment always smells like rotten Chinese food. You know the type. Would you be mine\u2026 could you be mine\u2026 won\u2019t you please not be my\u00a0neighbor.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' wp-image-16957 src="%5C%22http:%5C/%5C/lifepress.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/111-2.jpg%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/lifepress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/111-2.jpg' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"476\"' height='\"373\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-2>\n<div id='\"M882990ScriptRootC1605500_08aef\"'>\n<div id='\"AdskeeperComposite1605500_08aef\"'>\n<div>\n<div class='\"mgbox\"'>\n<div class='\"mgheader\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And you have to ask yourself, \u201cwhy would anyone do such a thing?\u201d Well, chances are it\u2019s because they have a pretty awesome neighbor. Or a neighbor who\u2019s a total poo poo head that listens to loud music all the time and their apartment always smells like rotten Chinese food. You know the type. Would &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78251,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78248\/revisions\/78251"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div>