{"id":78319,"date":"2024-08-27T08:35:59","date_gmt":"2024-08-27T01:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78319"},"modified":"2024-08-27T08:35:59","modified_gmt":"2024-08-27T01:35:59","slug":"funny-old-ed-has-a-secret-to-share","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-old-ed-has-a-secret-to-share\/","title":{"rendered":"FUNNY: Old Ed Has A Secret To Share"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, \u201cI must tell you my greatest secret.\u201d\n</p><p>His family members are all ears, urging him to go on.\n</p><p>\u201cWhen I was young, I had it all,\u201d explains Ed. \u201cFast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money.\u00a0 But a good friend warned me, \u2018Get married and start a family.\u00a0 Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you\u2019re on your deathbed.\u2019\n</p><p>So I took his advice.\u00a0 I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food.\u00a0 I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds.\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-3><ins class='\"adsbygoogle\"' data-ad-format='\"fluid\"' data-ad-layout-key='\"-gw-3+1f-3d+2z\"' data-ad-client='\"ca-pub-9115297269986575\"' data-ad-slot='\"1154302906\"' data-adsbygoogle-status='\"done\"' data-ad-status='\"filled\"'>\n<div id='\"aswift_2_host\"'><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-78320 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/Funny-Joke-Old-Ed-Has-A-Secret-T.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1200\"' height='\"1800\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Funny-Joke-Old-Ed-Has-A-Secret-T.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n<p>\n</p><p>And now here we are.\u00a0 And you know what?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWhat?\u201d whispered the fascinated members of his family.\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019m not even god damn thirsty!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, \u201cI must tell you my greatest secret.\u201d His family members are all ears, urging him to go on. \u201cWhen I was young, I had it all,\u201d explains Ed. \u201cFast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money.\u00a0 But a good friend warned me, \u2018Get &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78320,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78321,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78319\/revisions\/78321"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></ins></div>