{"id":78447,"date":"2024-08-27T16:34:19","date_gmt":"2024-08-27T09:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78447"},"modified":"2024-08-27T16:34:19","modified_gmt":"2024-08-27T09:34:19","slug":"an-out-of-towner-drove-his-car-into-a-ditch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/an-out-of-towner-drove-his-car-into-a-ditch\/","title":{"rendered":"An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-78449 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/25-Culinary-Tricks-That-Can-Raise-Your-Cooking-Skills-to-the-Pro-Level-43.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1200\"' height='\"1200\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/25-Culinary-Tricks-That-Can-Raise-Your-Cooking-Skills-to-the-Pro-Level-43.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Finally, the farmer nonchalantly said, \u201cPull, Buddy, pull!\u201d To the motorist\u2019s surprise, Buddy easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The grateful motorist was curious and asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.\n</p><p>The farmer smiled and explained, \u201cOh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn\u2019t even try!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Finally, the farmer nonchalantly said, \u201cPull, Buddy, pull!\u201d To the motorist\u2019s surprise, Buddy easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The grateful motorist was curious and asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer smiled and explained, \u201cOh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78449,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78451,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78447\/revisions\/78451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>