The garage doesn\u2019t open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B.\u00a0 It only has one room available.\n

The priest says: \u201cSister, I don\u2019t think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room.\u00a0 I\u2019ll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed.\u201d\n

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\u201cI think that would be fine,\u201d agrees the nun.\n

They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep.\n

Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: \u201cFather, I\u2019m very cold.\u201d\n

\u201cOK,\u201d says the priest, \u201cI\u2019ll get a blanket from the cupboard.\u201d\n

Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: \u201cFather, I\u2019m still terribly cold.\u201d\n

The priest says: \u201cDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ll get up and fetch you another blanket.\u201d\n

Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs in a soft and sultry voice: \u201cFather I\u2019m still very cold. I don\u2019t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night.\u201d\n

\u201cYou\u2019re right,\u201d says the priest. \u201cGet your own bloomin\u2019 blankets you annoying woman!\u201d\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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