{"id":78485,"date":"2024-08-28T08:51:30","date_gmt":"2024-08-28T01:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78485"},"modified":"2024-08-28T08:51:30","modified_gmt":"2024-08-28T01:51:30","slug":"funny-joke-make-a-wish-the-perfect-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-make-a-wish-the-perfect-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke &gt; Make A Wish. The Perfect Husband?"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class='\"single-header' entry-header>\n<h1 class='\"single-title' entry-title>\n<div class='\"single-entry-meta' small-size>\n<div class='\"inner\"'>\n<div class='\"single-meta-bottom' p-meta-info><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"rb-lazyload' rb-autosize attachment-pixwell_780x0-2x size-pixwell_780x0-2x wp-post-image loaded src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i0.wp.com%5C/esminity.xyz%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/01%5C/funny-joke-make-a-wish.-the-perfect-husband.jpg?resize=1000%2C1500&amp;ssl=1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/esminity.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/funny-joke-make-a-wish.-the-perfect-husband.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"1000\"' height='\"1500\"' data-src='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/esminity.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/funny-joke-make-a-wish.-the-perfect-husband.jpg?resize=1000%2C1500&amp;ssl=1\"' data-srcset='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/esminity.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/funny-joke-make-a-wish.-the-perfect-husband.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1' data-sizes='\"(max-width:' data- title='\"\"'>\n\n\n\n<div class='\"single-body' entry>\n<div class='\"single-content\"'>\n<div class='\"entry-content' clearfix>\n<p>A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.\n</p><p>She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared.\n</p><p>Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes.\n</p><p>The genie replied, \u201cNo\u2026 Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what will you wish for?\u201d\n</p><p>The woman did not hesitate.\n</p><p>She took out a map and said, \u201cI wish for peace in the Middle East. You see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting each other.\n</p><p>The genie looked at the map and exclaimed: \u201cMy goodness, ma\u2019am! These people have been fighting for thousands of years! I am good, but not that good! This is not possible. Make another wish.\u201d\n</p><p>The woman thought for a moment and said: \u201cWell, I\u2019ve never found the right man, you know, someone who\u2019s thoughtful and funny, who likes to cook and help clean the house, who\u2019s good in bed and gets along with my family, who doesn\u2019t watch sports all the time, and who\u2019s faithful. That\u2019s what I want-a good wife.\u201d\n</p><p>The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, \u201cLet me see that card again!\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp. She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared. Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes. The genie replied, \u201cNo\u2026 Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78486,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78488,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78485\/revisions\/78488"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div></h1></header>