But she belonged to someone else\u2026\n

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, \u201cI\u2019ll give you a \u00a3100 if you let me have lovemaking with you. But the girl said NO.\n

Johnny said, \u201cI\u2019ll be fast. I\u2019ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I\u2019ll be finished by the time you pick it up.\u201d\n

$\"\"$ \n

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend\u2026\n

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.\n

Her boyfriend says, \u201cAsk him for \u00a3200, pick up the money very fast, he won\u2019t even be able to get his Pants down.\u201d\n

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.\n

Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.\n

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.\n

She responded, \u201cThe bastard used coins!\u201d\n\n

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