{"id":78589,"date":"2024-08-28T14:40:39","date_gmt":"2024-08-28T07:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78589"},"modified":"2024-08-28T14:40:39","modified_gmt":"2024-08-28T07:40:39","slug":"a-young-inexperience-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-young-inexperience-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"A young inexperience couple"},"content":{"rendered":"

A young inexperience couple on their wedding night NSFW\n

\nThey have never been intimate and they begin to undress and see each other naked for the\n

first time. The husband takes off his socks and his toes are contorted and bizarre looking. \u201cWhoa!\u201d\n

she says, \u201cwhat\u2019s up with your toes???\u201d\n

\n\u201cI had a childhood disease that left them like this,\u201d he replies, \u201cTolio\u201d\n

\u00a0\u201cDon\u2019t you mean Polio?\u201d\n

\u201cPolio? no, Tolio, hence my toes\u201d\n

\u201cOh, ok\u201d she relents, and they continue to undress.\n

When he takes off his pants, his knees are contorted and bizarre as well. \u201cWhoa!\u201d she exclaims,\n

\u201cwhat\u2019s up with your knees?\u201d\n

\"\"\n

\n\u201cI had a childhood disease that left them like this,\n

\u201d he replies, \u201cThe Kneesels.\u201d\n

\u00a0\u201cDon\u2019t you mean the Measels?\u201d she asks.\n

\n\u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cThe Kneesels, hence my knees.\u201d\n

\n\u201cOh, ok\u201d she relents. He begins to take down his underwear and his wife says, \u201cWait wait wait\u2026.don\u2019t tell me\u2026.it was Small Cox!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A young inexperience couple on their wedding night NSFW They have never been intimate and they begin to undress and see each other naked for the first time. The husband takes off his socks and his toes are contorted and bizarre looking. \u201cWhoa!\u201d she says, \u201cwhat\u2019s up with your toes???\u201d \u201cI had a childhood disease …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78590,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78592,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78589\/revisions\/78592"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}