{"id":78674,"date":"2024-08-29T09:58:50","date_gmt":"2024-08-29T02:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78674"},"modified":"2024-08-29T09:58:50","modified_gmt":"2024-08-29T02:58:50","slug":"wife-notices-why-arent-you-dressed-for-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wife-notices-why-arent-you-dressed-for-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife notices \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d she asks.\n</p><p>He responds, \u201cSimple. I\u2019m not going.\u201d\n</p><p>Curious, she presses, \u201cWhy not?\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-78675 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/457037682_484290197749138_2810741235004673538_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1024\"' height='\"1280\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/457037682_484290197749138_2810741235004673538_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>He explains, \u201cI have three good reasons. First, the church is too cold in the morning. Second, I feel unwelcome; people gossip about me. And third, I just don\u2019t feel like it.\u201d\n</p><p>Unconvinced, she counters, \u201cI have three reasons why you should go. First, it\u2019s warm there. Second, there are people who like you. And third, you\u2019re the minister.\u201d\n</p><p>In this humorous exchange, a husband tries to avoid church, citing the cold, gossip, and his mood. His wife, however, points out the warmth, support, and his professional obligation. It highlights the comical realities of family dynamics and the responsibilities of clergy members.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>\u201cWhy aren\u2019t you dressed for church?\u201d she asks. He responds, \u201cSimple. I\u2019m not going.\u201d Curious, she presses, \u201cWhy not?\u201d He explains, \u201cI have three good reasons. First, the church is too cold in the morning. Second, I feel unwelcome; people gossip about me. And third, I just don\u2019t feel like it.\u201d Unconvinced, she counters, \u201cI &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78676,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78677,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78674\/revisions\/78677"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>