{"id":78705,"date":"2024-08-29T10:40:45","date_gmt":"2024-08-29T03:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78705"},"modified":"2024-09-04T09:59:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-04T02:59:11","slug":"my-wife-is-cheating-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/my-wife-is-cheating-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My Wife is Cheating On Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter.\n

I found traces of paint in the bed.\n

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\u00a0It\u2019s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.\n

\u201cThat\u2019s enough, how about a truck?\u201d\n

\u201cI found a driver in bed.\u201d\n
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I\u2019m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. \u00a0It\u2019s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck. \u201cThat\u2019s enough, how about a truck?\u201d \u201cI found a driver in bed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":79232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78708,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78705\/revisions\/78708"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}