A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.\n
He asks his father for advice.\n
The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”\n
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds.\n
He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic.\n
He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?\u201d\n
She says \u201cNo,” and the silence returns.\n
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.\n
He asks, \u201cDo you have a brother?\u201d\n
Again, the girl says \u201cNo\u201d and there is silence once again.\n
The boy then plays his last card.\n
He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following
\nquestion:\n
“If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”\n
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