{"id":78797,"date":"2024-08-30T08:17:09","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T01:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78797"},"modified":"2024-08-30T08:17:09","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T01:17:09","slug":"funny-jokes-love-a-soldier-approached-a-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-jokes-love-a-soldier-approached-a-nun\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Jokes: Love A Soldier Approached A Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Out of breath he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt.\n</p><p>I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d The nun agreed\u2026\n</p><p>A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,\n</p><p>\u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d\n</p><p>The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d\n</p><p>After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-78799 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/A-Soldier-Approached-A-Nun.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/A-Soldier-Approached-A-Nun.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u201cI can\u2019t thank you enough, sister.\n</p><p>You see, I don\u2019t want to go to Syria.\n</p><p>\u201d The nun said, \u201cI understand completely.\n</p><p>\u201d The soldier added, \u201cI hope I\u2019m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!\u201d\n</p><p>The nun replied, \u201cIf you had looked a little higher,\n</p><p>you would have seen a great pair of balls\u2026.\n</p><p>I don\u2019t want to go to Syria either.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Out of breath he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt. I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d The nun agreed\u2026 A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78797"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78801,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78797\/revisions\/78801"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>