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\nOn the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.\n
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.\n
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.\n
\u201cWell sister, this looks pretty grim.\u201d\n
\u201cI know, father.\u201d \u201cIn fact, I don\u2019t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.\u201d\n
\u201cI agree.\u201d \u201cSister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?\u201d\n
\u201cAnything father.\u201d\n
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\u201cI have never seen a woman\u2019s front beauty and I was wondering if I might see yours.\u201d\n
\u201cWell, under the circumstances I don\u2019t see that it would do any harm.\u201d\n
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight, commenting frequently on their beauty.\n
\u201cSister would you mind if I touched them?\u201d\n
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.\n
\u201cFather, could I ask something of you?\u201d \u201cYes sister?\u201d\n
\u201cI have never seen a man\u2019s manhood. Could I see yours?\u201d\n
\u201cI supposed that would be OK,\u201d the priest replied lifting his robe. \u201cOh father, may I touch it?\u201d\n
This time the priest\u00a0 consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting his all manhood on the hand.\n
\u201cSister, you know that if I insert my manhood in the right place, it can give life.\u201d\n
\u201cIs that true father?\u201d \u201cYes it is, sister.\u201d\n
\u201cThen why don\u2019t you stick it up that camel\u2019s a*s and lets get the hell out of here.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. \u201cWell sister, this looks pretty grim.\u201d \u201cI know, father.\u201d \u201cIn fact, I don\u2019t think it likely that we can survive more than …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78978,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78980,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78977\/revisions\/78980"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}