{"id":78985,"date":"2024-08-31T09:08:38","date_gmt":"2024-08-31T02:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=78985"},"modified":"2024-08-31T09:08:38","modified_gmt":"2024-08-31T02:08:38","slug":"he-told-the-jeweller-he-wanted-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/he-told-the-jeweller-he-wanted-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"He Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.\n</p><p>The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.\n</p><p>The old man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019d like to see something much more special.\u201d\n</p><p>The jeweller went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back.\n</p><p>\u201cThis one\u2019s $40,000.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-78986 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/08%5C/He-Told-The-Jeweller-He-Wanted-Ring.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/He-Told-The-Jeweller-He-Wanted-Ring.png' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The young lady\u2019s eyes sparkled and her wh*le body trembled with excitement.\n</p><p>The old man said, \u201cI\u2019ll take it!\u201d\n</p><p>The jeweller asked how payment would be made, and the old man said,\n</p><p>\u201cBy check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I\u2019ll write it now, and you can call the bank on<br>\nMonday to verify funds. I\u2019ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.\u201d\n</p><p>Monday morning, the jeweller called the old man saying,\n</p><p>\u201cThere\u2019s no money in that account!\u201d\n</p><p>The old man said, \u201cI know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019d like to see something much more special.\u201d The jeweller went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. \u201cThis one\u2019s $40,000.\u201d The &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":78986,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78988,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78985\/revisions\/78988"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>