{"id":79071,"date":"2024-09-02T02:42:08","date_gmt":"2024-09-01T19:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=79071"},"modified":"2024-09-02T02:42:08","modified_gmt":"2024-09-01T19:42:08","slug":"the-phone-bill-was-exceptionally-high","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-phone-bill-was-exceptionally-high\/","title":{"rendered":"The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The phone bill was exceptionally high.\n</p><p>The man of the house called a family meeting to discuss.\n</p><p>Dad: This is unacceptable. I don\u2019t use the home phone. I use my work phone.\n</p><p>Mum: Me too, I hardly use the home phone. I use my company\u2019s phone.\n</p><p>Son: I use the cell phone given to me by my office. I never use the home phone.\n</p><p>All of them are shocked and together look at the maid who is patiently listening to them.\n</p><p>Maid: What? So we all use our work phones. What\u2019s the big deal??\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The phone bill was exceptionally high. The man of the house called a family meeting to discuss. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don\u2019t use the home phone. I use my work phone. Mum: Me too, I hardly use the home phone. I use my company\u2019s phone. Son: I use the cell phone given to me &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":79072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79073,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79071\/revisions\/79073"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>