On a sunny day, two men were drinking beer in a pub. One of them noticed another man who looked just like him. He said to his friend, \u201cThat guy looks like me! I\u2019m going to talk to him.\u201d So, he went over, tapped the man on the shoulder, and said, \u201cExcuse me, sir.\u201d\n
\u201cBut you look just like me!\u201d The second man turned and said, \u201cYeah, I noticed. Where are you from?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m from Brisbane,\u201d the first man said. Surprised, the second man said, \u201cMe too! What street do you live on?\u201d \u201cMcCarthy Street.\u201d The second man replied, \u201cMe too! What number?\u201d The first man said, \u201c162.\u201d The second man was shocked: \u201cMe too! What are your parents\u2019 names?\u201d \u201cBruce and Shannon!\u201d The second man was amazed and said, \u201cMine too! This is incredible!\u201d They bought more drinks and kept talking. When the new bartender came in, he asked his colleague, \u201cWhat\u2019s new today?\u201d The colleague replied, \u201cOh, not much. The Murphy twins are drunk again.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
On a sunny day, two men were drinking beer in a pub. One of them noticed another man who looked just like him. He said to his friend, \u201cThat guy looks like me! I\u2019m going to talk to him.\u201d So, he went over, tapped the man on the shoulder, and said, \u201cExcuse me, sir.\u201d \u201cBut …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":79276,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,383,610],"class_list":["post-79275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79277,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79275\/revisions\/79277"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}